1. suluboo:

    relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

    (Source: ofelrond, via phobias)

  2. manual:

    Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

    (Source: manual, via virginity)

  3. exhists:

    sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50 

    (via euphoricalminds)

  4. obveously:

    pizzatomb:

    imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

    i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

    (Source: exeggcute, via heyitsabby77)

  5. fatwink:

    Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

    (via phobias)